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12 November 2009 @ 11:08 am
OK, it seems that maybe the half page updates were maybe too often, or perhaps just not long enough for people to get into the rhythm of each update, so we've made a few changes to the website. I was originally worried about people having to scroll around too much, which is why I snipped the pages in half, to make them more screen shaped.

I think that maybe made people expect it to be a gag-a-day kinda comic strip, like with a punchline at the end of each page, but it's not, it's a story comic. A funny story comic, but not a punchline-y comic.

Now they are full pages! I think this makes each entry more fun to read, and hopefully you will too.

Here's a link to today's double length instalment, and starting next week we'll update a full page like this every Tuesday:



The entire archive has been updated too.

Let us know what you think!

 
 
Current Music: The Sound of Young America
 
 
12 November 2009 @ 09:04 am


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Current Music: The Fascist Fair Go Party - African Babies
 
 
12 November 2009 @ 08:38 am


King Arthur, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, directed by Antoine Fuqua and released in 2004, is a very hard movie for me to pin down. On the one hand it's an awful film - badly written, badly shot, badly paced. On the other it's filled with odd glimmers of promise, little scenes, shots and moments that make you think maybe there was a good film in there. Somewhere. Not necessarily on screen, which is what ultimately matters, but there enough for you to understand why they tried in the first place.

The core failing of the movie is that it takes itself so damn seriously. It strenuously pushes the line - both in the publicity and the film's prologue - that this is a King Arthur movie based on history. It's about the real Arthur, not some silly late medieval fantasy. The problem with this is twofold: firstly, King Arthur is a silly late medieval fantasy, and any attempt they make to tell us otherwise comes across as bald-faced lying. Secondly, if you are going to set Arthur in the Dark Ages and pit Saxons against Romans, then you don't get to include French medieval knights like Lancelot at the same time.

There's also something odd about the way the film is shot. Much of it has that very staged, wide-angle Bruckheimer "look", the kind initiated by Tony Scott and then refined and developed by Michael Bay. The problem is that the director, Antoine Fuqua, is best known for contemporary urban action thrillers like The Replacement Killers and Training Day. The film feels like Fuqua is out of his depth, or simply not adapting his filmmaking style to the epic story he's supposed to be telling. Whatever the cause, the result is a film that looks curiously disjointed and empty. There's a very poor sense of geography here, and since the film is dominated by scenes of people riding horses across fairly empty moors and hillsides this creates quite a big problem.

The cast are actually pretty good. If there's one thing Jerry Bruckheimer has absolutely mastered in his many years of producing action flicks, it's the method of casting a talented actor in an underwritten role and letting them craft something exceptional out of it. Here we get Clive Owen, Ioan Gruffudd, Mads Mikkelsen (Le Chiffre in Casino Royale), Joel Edgerton, PoutyfaceKeira Knightley, Ray Stevenson (Titus Pullo in Rome) and Hugh Dancy. As the primary villain he uses Stellan Skarsgard, who is a truly sensational actor in every film I see him in. Ray Winstone plays Bors in a performance notable for showing audiences exactly what Will Scarlet would have been like had Robin of Sherwood lasted another 18 seasons. Stephen Dillane plays Merlin, and with his gaunt face, long straggly hair and enormous beard you can actually have a lot of fun imagining he's actually comic writer Alan Moore.

Clearly there's promise somewhere for a movie about the King Arthur legend, but for some reason no one ever seems to pin that promise down. Excalibur was close but critically flawed. Camelot was pretty tedious. First Knight was absolutely wretched. You'd think making an epic movie about English knights and mass battles with swords would be a walk in the park to write and direct, but for some reason the legend's still out there, still not quite fully exploited to the best it could be. Sooner or later someone's bound to try again. Sooner or later someone's bound to get it right.

One funny piece of trivia off of IMDB - apparently Fuqua wanted to cast Daniel Craig as Arthur, but Bruckheimer pushed for Clive Owen on the basis that Owen was clearly about to be announced as the next James Bond and the resulting publicity would be good for King Arthur's box office.

Also of note is how in the film's one-sheet poster (above) the marketing firm tasked with preparing the art decided to Photoshop breasts onto Keira Knightley's chest. Obviously marketing firms do this all the time, but when your lead actress is fairly well known for being on the skinny side of "very slender indeed" it does become kind of obvious.
 
 
On Saturday the 14th at 4AM UTC/GMT we will be upgrading the operating system of our network load balancers to a newer version, one that will allow us to use both CPUs! Nifty, because multiprocessing is nice.

Since we have 2 load balancers, the plan is to upgrade 1 at a time, and there really should be very little impact to our website. Hopefully you won't notice a thing and I'll get to go back to the hotel and watch some wonderful late night infomercials.

We've got a lot of exciting projects coming up for 2010 and we're hoping that we'll be able to deliver them all to you, that you will find it useful/cool/lovely and then you will use the site even more. Behind-the-scenes work like this will give us the capacity to handle the anticipated traffic, so expect a few more maintenance windows especially in the beginning of next year as we've got some neat ideas to improve performance around here! We had the recent 30-45 minute outage yesterday due to one of our logging databases filling up disk space -- not so great design coupled with my human error in handling the initial problem -- and it looks like we're going to finally have some resources to eliminate stuff like that. I can't wait!

As usual, I will be updating status.livejournal.org before and after, just in case you are not able to reach our main website during the work.
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 06:01 pm
I realised why it took me a while to figure out that you're meant to drive on the right here. It's because the side of the road you drive on is more a guideline than a rule, and commonly ignored.

I wasted a day of being in Hanoi. I had both gastro and a cold so I didn't feel up to much but lying around my hostel room and sleeping. Watermelon juice was a fantastic sick-food though.

I had a moment (well, a full minute) of panic when I thought I'd lost my wallet. I still had my passport and some foreign currency, but I lost all my cards etc. Not enough Australian dollars for more than bread, water and taxis, and Malaysian ringgit are harder to convert here. No duty free! Luckily I found my wallet within a couple of minutes.

Also, "Bung Bung Balloon Elegant Maternity" sounds wrong somehow.
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 03:27 pm

Heart's Bard by Juliet Marillier
Ark and Flood by Stephen Baxter
Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z by Max Brooks
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austin and Seth Grahame-Smith

Plus a massive re stock of all your favourite authors such as Larry Niven, Robert A. Heinlein, Piers Anthony, Jim Butcher, Robin McKinley, Lois McMaster Bujold, Laurell K. Hamilton, Tamora Pierce, Terry Goodkind, Garth Nix, Frank Miller and many more!


 
 
11 November 2009 @ 10:17 am
Here's the Johari window of negativity - http://kevan.org/nohari?name=dr_k

Go on, tell me what you really think.
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:13 am
I'll be going along to this enthusiastically for one of the nights, because (a) I love Shakespeare, (b) I love free Shakespeare, and (c) the same company performed The Taming of the Shrew at Ellenbrook last year and let me play Baptista Minola.


Upstart Theatre Company invites you to
Shakespeare on the Lake: Othello
Directed by Joanne Williams
FREE EVENT


One of Shakespeare’s most gripping tales and containing some of his most beautiful language, Othello explores the all-too-human traits of jealousy, obsession, and revenge.

Audiences will be able to picnic under the stars, and be transported to a world full of exotic sights, sounds, and smells as they witness the deception and cruelty of the avaricious lago as he plots to bring ruin upon Othello’s successes.


Woodlake Amphitheatre, Woodlake, Ellenbrook
Corner of Highpoint and Woodlake Boulevards
November 20th, 27th and 29th at 7:00pm
November 22nd at 5:30pm (Matinee)
For more information call 0414 474737
http://upstarttheatrecompany.blogspot.com

PLUS SPECIAL PERFORMANCE- ONE NIGHT ONLY
Elmar’s in the Valley
8731 West Swan Road, Henley Brook
November 21st at 6:30pm
(Doors open at 5:30pm- no BYO food or drink)
For more information and bookings call Elmar’s on 9296 6354
http://www.elmars.com.au


Shakespeare on the Lake: Othello is sponsored by Ellenbrook Arts, City of Swan, KULCHA and Docuprint, as part of the Ellenbrook Festival and KULCHA on Swan.
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 10:57 pm
Ah, it's been awhile since I've done this.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=dr_k

The johari square, where you pick words to describe me. Must hunt out the nohari version too....
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 02:23 pm
27 October
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Star Trek


1 November
Up

3 October
The Dark Knight

5 November
The American President

7 November
A Bug's Life

8 November
Astroboy
Glengarry Glen Ross
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 12:16 pm


Hey - don't forget to read Glorious Bounty!

 
 
Current Music: Jordan, Jesse GO!
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 09:18 am
Hey gang, here's last week's page of Gingerbread Houses:



Read from the start!

 
 
Current Music: Why? - Bad Entropy
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 10:21 am
An odd little dragon, the crimson drake, makes it's appearance on KQ.com today, with art by Hugo Solis AKA [info]butterfrog. Take a bow, little dragon. After two weeks of 4E and 3E horrors, ghosts, and deadly mycolids, maybe it's time for a somewhat more traditional beast.

Mini-dragons: worthy foe or tasty snack?
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 09:49 am
[info]sixwordstories
Whether you're in the mood for a creative challenge or you're short on time or attention span, this semi-addictive community is perfect for those who find flash fiction way long. Once you get the hang of it, you won't be able to stop. The prince turned into a frog. The girl ran home to mother. Tough to write. Easy to read. It's a double threesome of fun.
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 09:46 am
[info]dailyfoodie
Delicious, ambitious, and occasionally nutritious dishes make for an eclectic, all-you-can-eat feast. Whether you're searching for recipes for your next dinner party or you're jonesing for a late-night brownie fix, your cravings are sure to be well sated. A warm and inclusive community that welcomes all orientations, from carnivores to vegans, from gourmands to junk-food junkies. Guaranteed bias-free, food-positive, and pan-epicurian.
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 02:49 pm


Read archive!

 
 
Current Music: Jordan, Jessie GO!
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 10:05 am
Interested in how to write TV scripts? There's a great archive of pilot scripts here. I particularly recommend checking out Sorkin's pilot scripts to The West Wing and Studio 60, but there a bunch of other excellent scripts on there as well, including Deadwood, The Wire and Fringe.

It's all a copyright minefield too, so I'd check it out sooner rather than later if you're interested.
 
 
 
08 November 2009 @ 09:21 pm
Part of me wants to enter into a long and impassioned rant about how the new animated feature film Astroboy completely fails to adequately work its source material, and how it was a very boring film, and how I actually fell asleep a little bit in the middle (films I have fallen asleep watching in the cinema: The One, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, A Perfect Murder).

All of that would be to give the film attention it doesn't merit. It isn't a good film. It isn't worth your money. It also isn't earth-shatteringly awful. It's just kind of... there.
 
 
 
 
 

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